14 Short Valentine's Day
Limerick Poems

These 14 sweet, short, and sometimes funny Valentine's Day poems follow the rhyming pattern of limericks.


They are my first attempt at this type of poetry.


This poetry may be funny, maybe even a bit silly, but I want to keep it clean, to be family, church, and school friendly.


They can be included in a Valentine's Day card or note.


You are welcome to use and share these limericks, provided you follow the Poem Terms and Conditions.


Silly Valentine Poem Limericks

     by Paul Berchtold, January, 2011


41. Home Base Hero

O my sweetest Madame,
How truly lucky I am,
In the game called life,
You're forever my wife,
The best ever home spun Grand Slam!


42. Home Base Hero (shorter version)

Sweetest Madame,
How lucky I am,
In the game of life,
You're my wife,
My best Grand Slam!


43. The Hills are Alive

I know I'm just a hill-billy,
But how I love you, really,
I pray you'll know,
It'll always grow,
Even if it knocks me silly.


44. Without You

The more of you I drink in,
The more it gets me thinkin',
Without you I'd be,
A miserable me,
A dirty rotten brat - and stinkin.


45. Gone Love Crazy

Love is blind,
I've lost my mind,
Seeing you is wild.

You are so kind,
I'm in a bind,
Under your spell so mild.


46. Getting Old and Going Senile

I just remembered something ... quick I want to write it down ... O my, where did I put my glasses again ... and where's the pen ... and the envelope ... I mean the card ... O, well ... good memories come back in heaven...

On Valentine's I dare,
To show you that I care,
Cross my heart,
I'll do my part,
Or I might forget - beware.


47. Love Driven

Celebrating the power of a good wife in a man's life:

When I was young and lazy,
Along came this pretty daisy,
I now slave for her more,
Work as never before,
Even if it drives me crazy.


48. All Day Long

Thoughts of you keep lurking,
They are no use try shirking.
I can't think fully,
You posses me wholly,
All my day while working.


49. Sweet Little Whispers

Sweet little nothings for chronic love-birds:

O my dear, come and hear,
Let me whisper in your ear,
My best words are poor,
I want to say more,
My sweetest Valentine cheer.


50. Captured or Captivated?

I try to write words serious,
Then something comes mysterious,
I think of you,
And without ado,
I simply go delirious.


51. Tongue Tied

O how I've wracked my brains,
Now words come long like trains,
I want to tell you,
How much I love you,
But my mouth is tied by chains.


52. Practical Love

My face is red and I must blush,
Sometimes mornings when I rush,
Your love sweetly puts up with me,
You do things so quietly,
You clean the sink, the toilet flush.


53. Belated - To a Spouse

Happy Valentine's belated,
I hope you're still elated,
I totally forgot,
I'm kidding you not,
I hope we can stay related !


54. Spellbound

(or maybe dyslexic)

I nevr wuz good at speling,
Say, duz it rime with fealing?
How I feal for yuo,
Simplee seing yuo,
My ize with teers aer weling.

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             Poems by Paul Berchtold
      © Copyright - All rights reserved.
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You are welcome to use and share these poems, provided you follow the Poem Terms and Conditions.


19 More Short Valentine's Day Limerick Poems

While I was doing these short love poems, I actually ended up writing 19 other "romantic" limericks as well. Check out the short sweet love poems in more 14 Short Valentine's Day Limerick Poems.

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